I took this from one of your videos. Please be my boyfriend. I’m not even afraid of Slenderman, so it’s totally alright if he comes after me. We can run away together. I hope you read this omg I want you.
youre welcome alex
who remembers this gem?
no-more-blogs may you never forget this
Somewhere on someone’s computer, there’s a video of us reading this together. I remember it well - we were all in Vinny’s basement, it was the first time EMH, DH, and I had all met. We were scrolling through Tumblr and found this post. I brought it up on my laptop, put the text into a text-to-speech program, and set it to sound like a slow feminine whisper. It was hilariously creepy. If whoever has that video would upload it, I would be very happy.